Friday, May 25, 2007
Middle Aged Redneck Barflies
This place is really funny at times... Last night I was at a local bar, The Long Branch down the street from the hotel I'm staying at. Some of the labor/millwright crew working at the site with me were there partying and having a good time. I walked in and they called me over and introduced me to Lizard1 when she found out I was supervising the job they were doing she got real friendly. Guess she thought the guy in charge should have lots more money than the work crew. What a joke, these guys make a ton of money and a lot of them are collecting retirement from previous careers. Hell, one of them was buying round after round for the whole bar... maybe 20 - 25 people.
Back to the "ladies"... Liz1 was quite the sloppy drunk and was doing everything she could to get my attention. It was quite comical. She'd think she was being all hot and sexy acting and she was just so drunk it looked like comedy. She finally realized I wasn't paying any serious attention so turned back to the guys from the crew, bouncing from one to the other and they really seemed to be enjoying it. I know she left with one of them but don't know who. Of course, they were in not much better shape than she was. Lizard2 was quite different in her approach. She's the day shift bartender there and had been drinking for about 4 or 5 hours since the end of her shift. She kept trying to introduce me to everyone in the bar which was rather comical as she would follow me around the bar and introduce me to however I was standing near and kept telling me how she had a room in the hotel across the street and how convenient it was for her working and partying at the bar... She wasn't as sloppy drunk as Liz1 and is actually a pretty sharp lady when working. Both of them need some major dental work and need to learn a little more about personal hygene, like brushing their hair, wearing clean and unrumpled clothes, etc. Not a good impression last night.
I must say that I realized that I'd had enough to drink when Liz1 actually started to look good to me. Not that I would have done anything regardless but still, I bailed in a hurry. That just scared me...
Back to the "ladies"... Liz1 was quite the sloppy drunk and was doing everything she could to get my attention. It was quite comical. She'd think she was being all hot and sexy acting and she was just so drunk it looked like comedy. She finally realized I wasn't paying any serious attention so turned back to the guys from the crew, bouncing from one to the other and they really seemed to be enjoying it. I know she left with one of them but don't know who. Of course, they were in not much better shape than she was. Lizard2 was quite different in her approach. She's the day shift bartender there and had been drinking for about 4 or 5 hours since the end of her shift. She kept trying to introduce me to everyone in the bar which was rather comical as she would follow me around the bar and introduce me to however I was standing near and kept telling me how she had a room in the hotel across the street and how convenient it was for her working and partying at the bar... She wasn't as sloppy drunk as Liz1 and is actually a pretty sharp lady when working. Both of them need some major dental work and need to learn a little more about personal hygene, like brushing their hair, wearing clean and unrumpled clothes, etc. Not a good impression last night.
I must say that I realized that I'd had enough to drink when Liz1 actually started to look good to me. Not that I would have done anything regardless but still, I bailed in a hurry. That just scared me...
